This Critical Failure D20 Set Is Perfect If You’ve Got a Sailor’s Mouth Like Me

Hope you're cool with F bombs, because this D20s sums up hitting that 1 spot PERFECTLY.

Hope you’re cool with F-bombs, because this set of Critical Failure D20s sums up hitting that 1 spot PERFECTLY. And Sailor’s mouth? I can actually say that, I was a US Navy sailor so it’s not just a saying this time for once! 

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Usually, when tabletop fans are scouring the internet for a sweet new set, they aren’t usually looking to draw attention to a critical failure but that’s exactly what this set has to offer. For those unfamiliar with what ‘critical failure’ means, it means when a tabletop RPG player rolls a 1 – otherwise, as the dice to eloquently puts it – “fuck.” 

The only downside to this set is that if you’re looking to roll for one for yourself, you’re going to roll a 1 – at least temporarily. They are sold out at the moment, but should be restocking soon! The estimated date on the maker’s Etsy shop says September 30th so make sure to bookmark this page if you’re looking to score a profane set for yourself! 

Even if you don’t play any tabletop RPGs (which you should, it’s an incredibly exploratory world), this set would make an awesome collectible item, a neat piece of transformed jewelry, or an awesome gift for the tabletop gamer in your life. The holiday season is coming up here soon, it’s almost October, so no shame in getting some of that shopping done early! Or not and just indulge for yourself, I’m certainly going to!

The critical failure not your schtick? Understandable! I definitely recommend checking out the rest of Etsy for some incredible D20 sets, the amount of creative innovations players have made to sell through there is absolutely stunning. I can’t recommend it enough! 

About the Author

Liana Ruppert

With an arguably unhealthy obsession with Dragon Age and Mass Effect, Liana is wildly passionate about all things in the gaming community. From shooters, to RPGs, if it's out - she's playing it. A medically retired US Sailor and now full-time hoarder of gaming collectibles, Liana's passion for everything in the gaming industry is palpable. Also, if you lose her in a crowd, just casually mention any BioWare game and the crazy pterodactyl screech will without a doubt follow. You can follow her on Twitter @DirtyEffinHippy or email her for editorial inquiries at [email protected]!