High On Life is the recently released comedy shooter which dumps you in an alien world full of vaguely suicidal and ridiculous aliens. You’re intent on saving your planet from being enslaved by the G3, who are intent on turning humans into drugs. But while you’re doing so, why not obtain some of High On Life’s 32 achievements, worth 1,000 gamerscore, in the meantime?
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Scroll down to the bottom to find all secret and missable achievements neatly sequestered for your viewing ease.
All Achievements for High on Life – Listed
- Fallout Doesn’t Let You Do This – 20 G – Kill Slumsley (Missable)
- Bring A Knife to a Gun Fight – 20 G – Get Knifey
- First Bounty Down – 20 G – Defeat 9-Torg
- Don’t Knife The Hand That Feeds – 20 G – Take Knifey’s advice and stab Gene in the gut (missable)
- G3 Graduation – 20 G – Defeat Douglas
- Sweezy Like Sunday Morning – 20 G – Obtain Sweezy
- Gunning For Your Job – 20 G – Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets (missable)
- Cold-Blooded Driller – 20 G – Defeat Krubis
- Satisfied Gus-tomer – 20 G – Obtain Gus
- Are you Packin’? – 20 G – Obtain the Jetpack
- Creature Feature – 20 G – Obtain Creature
- Who’s The Boss – 20 G – Defeat the Skrendel Brothers
- RIP Davey Glutes – 20 G – Obtain the Mag-Boots
Related: How to Get Don’t Knife the Hand That Feeds Achievement in High On Life
- Hardest Battle In The Game – 45 G – Defeat Dr. Giblets
- Eatin’ Good in the Neighborhood – 20 G – Pay your bill at Applebee’s (missable)
- Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club – 20 G – Spending 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club
- Self-Actualization – 45 G – Defeat Nipulon
- Lezduit! – 20 G – Obtain Lezduit
- Series Wrap on Suit-O – 20 G – Say goodbye to Suit-O
- Playing Favorites – 45 G – Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous (secret)(missable)
- Legendary Boutny Hunter – 60 G – Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel
- We’re All Very Impressed, Trust Me – 20 G – Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots
- Eye Scream, You Scream – 20 G – Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs
- A Starfish is Born – 45 G – Watch Globo’s rise to fame
- We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie – 45 G – Discover the movie theater
- Epic Legendary Prize – 40 G – Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV
- Sequel-Bait – 45 G – Discover Dr. Gurgula’s hideout in the Human Haven (secret
- Seeing All The Sights – 45 G – Unlock and explore every collectible warp base
- Luglox Genocide – 60 G – Find and open every Luglox chest
- Mods Please Ban – 60 G – Unlock every post in the Bounty Hunter forums
- Playing Card to Get – 30 G – Collect every trading card in the game
- Carried Stan’s Load to Completion – 30 G – Complete the game with Stan’s product in your inventory (secret
All Missable Achievements in High On Life
- Fallout Doesn’t Let You Do This – 20 G – Kill Slumsley (Missable)
- Don’t Knife The Hand That Feeds – 20 G – Take Knifey’s advice and stab Gene in the gut (missable)
- Gunning For Your Job – 20 G – Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets (missable)
- Eatin’ Good in the Neighborhood – 20 G – Pay your bill at Applebee’s (missable)
- Playing Favorites – 45 G – Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous (secret)(missable)
All Secret Achievements in High On Life
- Playing Favorites – 45 G – Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous (secret)(missable)
- Sequel-Bait – 45 G – Discover Dr. Gurgula’s hideout in the Human Haven (secret)
- Carried Stan’s Load to Completion – 30 G – Complete the game with Stan’s product in your inventory (secret)
